"Everyone's waiting for you. Everyone's waiting to throw rocks at you, spit in your eyes and make your life hell. Who's everyone? Everyone you love." 

do i have any followers anymore? i just got back into my account lmao

i fucked one of the main dudes in the alt right here and im embarrassed but also wow @ me

2 days sober

stelera:

Boy am I glad that he’s frozen in there and we’re out here and he’s the sheriff and we’re frozen out here and we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the cowboy???

wiltedsighs:

I hate the way you’re leaning and you’re looking at your phone.
I hate the way I feel like dying when I’m alone.

everydayezra:

“Life is a grand party.”

 —  Ezra Miller

kubriq:

The Shining (1980)
dir. Stanley Kubrick

setheverman:

really love drake’s new video

Anime girl: *gets bumped into*
Anime girl: UwyyaAAAAH?? WAAAH U WAAAH *boobs bouncing furiously* Nyaaaah! Waaaah! Uwaaaaa! *falls on top of the male protagonist in slow motion* Wawawaaah! *skirt flies up exposing underwear* Haaaaaa! Waaaah! Uwaawawa! *knocks down an entire shelf of condensed milk and gets soaked* IiyaaaaAAaaanyanyaaaa! *boobs squish against the protagonist's face with a cheesy sound effect* UwaaaAAAAAAAH! *blushes*

caprice-and-reverie:

i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task

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